Flotsam's MinneTOILET Introduction

MinneTOILET is a collective effort from a pair of Minnesota natives who, between them, have over 70s years of unmitigated disdain for this particular part of the upper-Midwest. What you will find here are the compiled rants and ravings of two guys who don't feel so "Minnesota Nice" about living here, as we feel that the overall attitude of Minnesota and middle America, in general, conflicts with our own personal values and interests. Readers of ours - whether they hail from MN, themselves, or anywhere else in the country or world - will surely get a sense that we see ourselves as "above everyone else". As much as that may come across as evident, we want to assure you that we do NOT consider ourselves superior to anyone... aside from the immeasurable population of slovenly, art and culture deprived, country music obsessed, sports consumed square-heads that make up this depressing, humdrum state that we are stuck in. What these writings include are our thoughts, complaints, worries and, overall, HATRED for a small portion of cold, isolated America that we are forced to call "home".

-Flotsam